Transformers Movie 1986 - Optimus Prime Death Speech Rewritten

Article / 22 September 2022

Disclaimer: No kids were hurt in the filming of this video.
Disclaimer 2: I don't think Prime should talk like this but it's funny as hell so I made it.
Disclaimer 3: Just because I said I want less violence in The Movie, it doesn't mean I don't like the movie. I FRIGGIN LOVE THE MOVIE. I just want it to be that much better.

I fear the wounds are fatal. 

Prime you can't die!  

Optimus Prime
Sorry, Daniel, there's a secret that Hasbro hasn't told you. The whole point of the series and this movie was to sell toys, but Hasbro has decided to discontinue the toys in this catalog... so they're killing us all. New toys have to be sold no matter the cost. So Hasbro is killing me and all your favorite characters. Even if it means traumatizing you with the cold reality of death. And if you cry about this 36 years later, you'll be labeled soft, and that you don't understand business, and that Transformers needed this to teach kids a lesson about life.  And don't even think about giving feedback to Hasbro. It's 1986. We have phones and fax machines, not email or social media. And even if Hasbro got a call from your angry mother or your pissy ass, you think Hasbro would listen? Never! For Hasbro, business is business, consequences be damned. This was Optimus Prime, 1984 toy that's no longer profitable, signing off! 

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Transformers the Movie 1986 was too Violent

Article / 21 September 2022

Transformers The Movie 1986 failed in a sense, failed us in terms of telling a heroic story about the Autobots. Like Transformers wouldn't be Transformers without those early Autobots that made Transformers great. And to just make a movie out of nowhere, kill 'em off or give them offscreen deaths and then introduce a bunch of new characters, which were cool and which were definitely worth making, I think probably in a couple of years, you know? I feel like they rushed the phase out of our beloved characters. They should have taken a page from Japanese anime in a sense that you don't really have to kill off characters.  If characters get too weak for the enemy then the characters upgrade.

 They should have just kept upgrading Prowl, Sideswipe,  Optimus Prime, Wheeljack, Ratchet, and  Ironhide, just keep upgrading them like  Bumblebee became Goldbug. And we liked it obviously. 

I could beat that dead horse till the end of time but needs to be said that they  messed up as much as I enjoy the movie.